- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

all these jokes are horrible now

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

National security?

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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