- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

Horse.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

No antijoke here.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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