Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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hers a joke... japanese people

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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what do you call a black guy african american

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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Fine, ladies first.

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what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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