- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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