what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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KILL WHITEY

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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I hate long jokes -_-

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I was thinking... Love conquers all right? Remember the epic crying video? Satan: Because... Some where deep inside... I still love you... God:BUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAUuuuaaaahhh... (Partially invisible effect hand of Satan pats God on the back) The universe is at peace with no opposing forces and I am Nerometal, not that asshole that claims to have one fist and is the leader of some sect, I am and will always be the original Moralman, my name simply happens to be Nero, and thats it, so I am not dissing the bible, why would I none of my business literally, but if love can be tha powerful eh?

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You are joking right?

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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ur gey

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

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