Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

what are you mike bibby?

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

Hail Hitler

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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