A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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