What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

a person who will soon die of beeties

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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