- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

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