- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

I C U P White stuff

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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