What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Vote this down and get DOXED

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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