What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

A: Knock Knock B: 7

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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