What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

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Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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