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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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