hey hey apple

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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women's rights.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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