- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

I hate Jews The Holocaust

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

j.p. is dumb

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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