- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Knock knock. Its open.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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