- Anti Joke

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Once upon a time, The end.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Once upon a time, The end.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Once upon a time, The end.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings