- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

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