- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

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