You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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