- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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