- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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