Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

A baby seal walks into a club.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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