- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

Brother comes downstairs wet and naked Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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