What can hitler cook well Steak

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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