- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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