- Anti Joke

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

flavin's head

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.