- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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