What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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my mom died because she was morbidly obese

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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alert("Hello");

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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A young baby died.

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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