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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

A man walked into a bar owch

Yo mama so fat.

Why did the house burn down? Obama

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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