What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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black people swimming

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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Hi

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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the bible

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Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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