knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Long joke Your such a downey

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

one stop shop

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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