- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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