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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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