What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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sucks Syntax...

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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knock knock!? . . No.

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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Sex

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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