- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Charlie Sheen

Horse with a chair on his head.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

What's the difference between a duck?

penis

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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