"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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What did the car do? CRASH!

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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