- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Shea's sty....

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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