Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

How about that airline food?

Rylan Clark

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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