What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

joe diragi whacks off his dog

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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