Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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9/11 my birthday

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Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

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What's one very bad way to injure yourself? Smashing your head against a metal surface

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You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

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A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

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David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

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why girl die cancer

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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