- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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