- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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