I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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