- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

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