- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

i had sex.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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