A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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A man walks into a bar and says give me a 84 bourbon, when he gets it he spits it out and says this is no 84 bourbon this is a 74 scotch, So he asks for a 68 brandy , when he gets it he spits it out again in disgust saying this isn't a 68 brandy this is a 87 whiskey!, than the old man next to him says here try this, the man says what is it?, the old man just says try it, so the man does, he spits it out and shouts this is urine!, the old man says correct, now tell me how old i am.

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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Granny porn!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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