- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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