#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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Knock knock.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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You were born.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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Where can I apply for janitor school?

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How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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