What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Are you going to just stand there and watch me burn for i am on fire? Well that is fine because the sensation feels so fantastic. You are going to just stand there and listen to me whine the night away. It is quite okie-dokie for I really love your art of lying! To be certain, I love it very much! I can not find myself telling you what really occurred, I can only explain to you the sensation i felt from this moment. For I have a dagger in my trachea. For the number of days where the do not's fell like the actually do's. I will be very happy :). But where are you trying to walk away from. Than she told me she was leaving. I said no you very certainly are not! Megan Lady-who-sleeps-with-many-men (aka Whore) Fox. We find ourselves back on the day we met...... etc etc, lot's of pissed off Rapper vs. the English language. Than more words fly out of the mouth of the woman that said she "just wanted a hit" than got slapped around the ear by her ex. It is a pointless song. Today's youth is hopeless. (just kidding i love Eminem stay infinite for life)

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Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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