- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Sixty... eight

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

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