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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

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