What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

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What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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Anti Joke

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