- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

Face...tastes like chicken!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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