Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

you see theres this guy.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

A American seeking into mexico

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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