- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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