- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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