What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

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Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

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Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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