What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

A van drives into a car.

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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