- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

What has two legs? Half a cat

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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