Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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Democracy.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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