- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

What did John name his dog? Doggy

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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