Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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