- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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