What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

Should a pole bump an alarm?

I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

what smells like tuna? my underwear

Women drivers...

How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

Who's Micheal Jackson?

Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

I agree

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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