What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

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Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

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What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

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If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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