- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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