What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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