- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

A miserable man committed suicide.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

This is my favorite antijoke.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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