- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

What's the new green? Green

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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