- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The child was fired from his job.

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

how do you call someone? use a phone

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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