- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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