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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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