- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

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