- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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knock knock!? . . No.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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