I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

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What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

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how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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Mogok Papiti.

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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like most people my age. im 27

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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