Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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