- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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