why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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VITAMIN C!

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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