- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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