Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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