- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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