- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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