- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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