- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

SUCK MY NUTS

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

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