- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

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