- Anti Joke

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.