- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

Face...tastes like chicken!

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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