- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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