- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

What's your blood type? Red.

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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