- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

What's white and gluey Glue

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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