- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

A moose walks into a store and asks the lady where the potatoes are. She says "isle five". he walks to isle five and there were no potatoes

Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. Boom (\ _ /) (x . x)

a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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