- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

VITAMIN C!

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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