why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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TRICERATOPS!

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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Women deserve equal rights.

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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