What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

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Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

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a man and his son pull up out side b&q and the man says to his son run in there and get me a black n decker and the boy goes in and is standing in the power tools isle and he looks round and there is a lady standing next to him so he hit her, the woman happened to be black and 2 minutes later a security guard rushes round and says son what did u do that for and the son said my dad told me to come in and get a black n decker!

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad that this joke took your mind off your terminal cancer?

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A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" asks the bartender. "I want six shots of whisky," responds the young man. "Six shots? What’s the occasion?" asks the barman. "My first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let me give you a seventh on the house." To which the young man replies, "No offence sir, but if six shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."

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When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

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So a seal walks into a club.

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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Yanter, Look it up

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

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