Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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