- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

cory is gay

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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