- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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