- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

How would you rule?

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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