How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

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What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

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Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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SUCK MY NUTS

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

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"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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