Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

You want to hear a joke? Republican

Male leadership.

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

charlie sheen becomes sober.

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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