Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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