a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Legal Mexicans in Texas

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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