- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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