- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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