- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Whats funnier than 24.....25

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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