How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

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How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

can you touch your toes? no

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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