yeyeyeyeye live action

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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N-E Pats never cheated

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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