B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

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what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

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mental kid

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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the redsox

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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