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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Knock Knock CUM IN!

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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