- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

You want to hear a joke? Republican

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

Boob

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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