- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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