Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

kieran is a homosexual

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

deez nuts

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Tilt your screen back .

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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