what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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call me maybe.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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