- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

Justin Bieber

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

guess what>? your mum lol

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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