- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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