- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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