why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only anal because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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An anti-joke

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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