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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

Why did the two blonds go to the bar together? Because they were carpooling to save money and help save the earths ozone layer that seals in all of our oxygen. They were also meeting some friends.

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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