- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

Your sex life.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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