- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

School

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

women's rights.

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

save me from the nothing ive become

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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