- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

mitchell palmer sucks

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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