- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who invented apple? God

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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