Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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Sarah Palin.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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