- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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