- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like the color potato.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Click here to end the world.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Bitch

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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