- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

why dont they make black forks

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

A child walks into a classroom.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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