How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

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Nero, sure you are okay?

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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