Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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