You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Women's Rights

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Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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