- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

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how do you win a game try your best

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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