- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

knock knock come in !

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