- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

pretty soon we'll all be dead

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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