- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

Smoke weed till i die nigga

what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

dallen loves penis

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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