Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

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Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

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Justin beiber's penis

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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