- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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