- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

i had a black friend once......just kidding

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What's the difference between? Your mom.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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