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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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