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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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