- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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Your mother just died.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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