- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

"MR PLATT!!!!!!" "Yeah?" "Telephone for you sir." "Oh, cheers Tony."

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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