- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

How do you kill a black man There is many ways

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

DEATH.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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