- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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