- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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