- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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