Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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Equal rights!

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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womans having rights.

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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