- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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