Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

thumb_up thumb_down -16

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

thumb_up thumb_down -16

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

thumb_up thumb_down -16

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

thumb_up thumb_down -16

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

thumb_up thumb_down -16

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops