- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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