I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Wenis Penis

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Hi, my name is Jake.

Women's Rights Movement

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

you dint have to be a jew matt

Your mom is not fat!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Whats worse than suicide? death

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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