- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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