- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

I had friends on the Death Star.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

Why can't february march Because april may

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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