- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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