what goes boo a sock

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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charlie sheen

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what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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Theres an app for the iPhone.

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Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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