- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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