- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

A miserable man committed suicide.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Major League Soccer

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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