- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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