- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

how man

A muslim paints Mohammed

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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