Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...