- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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