- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Wait! hundred billions!

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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