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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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