The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

woman's lacrosse

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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