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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

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