What ryhmes with turtle rape

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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I <3 Hitler

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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whats black and large -me

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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knock knock Who's there? Will Nealis Will Nealis who? Will nealis continuously finds himself crying himself to sleep as reality begins to smack himn in the face revealing to him that nobody has, does, or ever will like him. He is also informed that the reason his parents left him is because he is such a flaming ginger, his nasty face ruins the atmosphere of any room he walks in to. he has been adopted by a lovely gay couple and he takes after both of his fathers very much, in the aspect of enjoying massive animal c o c k in his mouth as well as having threesomes with his dads. will goes to school everyday and is tormented for being homosexual, so when he goes home hie parents beat him....off and have lemon partys with wills grandpa as he watches and masturbates vigourously.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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