Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Actually it was me Josh brown

A man walks into a bar. Ow

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

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White men's rights

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

haha Otarts was here

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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