- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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