A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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So a dolphin is dropped off at a park and dies because he was out of the water to long.

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Most of her friends have encouraged her to contact the IRS about this to see if she can start a repayment plan for her back-taxes or obtain some sort of federal assistance. Otherwise, Ms. Keller is likely to suffer serious legal consequences.

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There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

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Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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Anti Joke

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