Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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