Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

why are balck people black because they are

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Hail Hitler

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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