- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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