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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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