- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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