- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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