- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

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