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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

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