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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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