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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

do you have a wife?

YOLO

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Detroit has a low crime rate

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

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