There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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identical jokes get different votes.

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what do you find at the top of mountains? things

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

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Please don't shoot me

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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