A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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su algato es en fuego

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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A women left the kitchen.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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What's up? Your time.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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