when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Women's Rights

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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