A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

your no better than a cockroach

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

John lazzaro likes dick

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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