- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

A miserable man committed suicide.

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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