- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

I had friends on the Death Star.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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