why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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No it doesnt..

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hey justin

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