Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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A king's son's birthday was coming up and the king asked,"Son i'm the king. You can have anything you want." And the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." For his birthday he got a rollar coster, a pizzaria, a new car, and of corse, some purple ping pong balls. The next year the king asked,"Son, i'm the king, you can have anything you want." and the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." And for his birthday he got a manchin, an iphone, a water park, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. One day, the prince was driving in his car and was in a terrible car accadent. On his death bed, his father asked him one final question,"Son, why did you want all of those purple ping pong balls?" And the son answered,"Well, i wanted all of them because-" and then he died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Your adopted.....

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Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

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sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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