what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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a chinese man pays the full price

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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lets bomb africa

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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Jersey Shore.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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