why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

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An Irish man, Scots man and a Welsh man walk into a bar. The barman says, "what is this some kind of joke?!" Peter, who lives in Cardiff, returned home, depressed that he is viewed as some sort of clown. It reminded him of when he was a school boy; a giant spot appeared on his nose. The kids just laughed at him. "Don't worry Peter" he said to himself, "It will all be over now... He later hung himself. His family have been informed.

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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