- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Hail Hitler

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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