- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Anthony sucks

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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