What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

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i hate non minorities!

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Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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