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Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent