- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

chinga tue madre Ryan

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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