A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

sucks Syntax...

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

knock knock!? . . No.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Sex

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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