- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Who invented apple? God

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