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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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