Hollywood today: If you Like Dragonball Evolution you are gonna love this. Peter Linkoff a 16 year old boy, is being chased by his half brother Jack Ganonbad as Peter Falls into a hole, which contains a cellphone... ...THE LINK TO PLANET ZELDA! There he discovers that he holds the Link between earth and Zelda, and just then planet Zelda is threatened by The Evil Master Sword! A Meteor so destructive, that it sheer force could destroy the entire universe! *Random scenes going by so fast that you cant make shit out of them begins* "PETER LINKOFF YOU ARE IN DANGER!" *BOOOOOOM*" "BUT WHAT IF HE IS NOT THE DELIVER OF THE BOOMERANG!" Iiiit is said... Thhaat heee that wields the lasergun known as the wooden sword...<

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A moose walks into a store and asks the lady where the potatoes are. She says "isle five". he walks to isle five and there were no potatoes

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

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Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. *Boom* (\ _ /) (x . x)

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

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A man finds a magic lamp and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he will grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish for a duck". POOF! He got a duck. Then he says "I wish for a penguin". POOF! A penguin magically appears. He thought long and hard for his 3rd wish. Then he said "I wish I had a turtle" POOF! Suddenly out of nowhere the genie disappears. The man looked inside the magic lamp and saw a small turtle. The end.

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Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

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What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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