- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

pull my finger (farts)

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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Women's Rights

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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