Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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PIED NINNY!

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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sucks Syntax...

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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Sex

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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Anti Joke

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