- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

why did the boy die? because he got shot

My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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