Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Caolan and Eamon

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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