What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

an american walks out of a strip club.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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