- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

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Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

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