What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

here's a joke... the american education society

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Black people in Camden NJ.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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