Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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