What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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