- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

How do you make the general public confused? ...

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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