Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

I have cancer. And you're next.

France had one revolution

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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