- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

How High is a Chinese man

Can I ask you a question? You just did

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

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