whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

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Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

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Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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black people

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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