- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Knock Knock.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

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