- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Jordan is pregant

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

A: What are the nine most terrifying words in the English dictionary? B: What are they? A: I'm from the government and i'm here to help

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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