Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

penis in the camel

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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