- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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