- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

whats gay and american? a gay american

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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