- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

If life gives you lemonade.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A Mormon walks into a bar

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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