- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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