What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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