- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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