- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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