- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Hats better than a stick? A stone

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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