- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A man walked into a bar owch

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

whats green and slimy? green slim

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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