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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

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