- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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