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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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