- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

Mogok Papiti.

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

like most people my age. im 27

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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