- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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