- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

Women deserve equal rights.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

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