- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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