What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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penis in the camel

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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The chicken crossed the road.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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Niall Horan

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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