- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Massie is a fatass

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

Why did the dog die? He was old

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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