- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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