Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

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A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

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rabbits running in my bathroom!

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

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Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

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Anti Joke

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