Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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