What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

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Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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what do you call a black guy african american

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Fine, ladies first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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