Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

I hate Jews The Holocaust

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

j.p. is dumb

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

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