Listen, I do not really care anymore, I admit it, I dont mind screwing with people, but if your name is Tifa, my name is lets see... Solid Snake, yeah, but call me big boss. Listen, be honest with me, if you do not trust me, just do not give me a random name, Tifa as in Tifa Lockheart? Final Fantasy? Wake up, girl/guy, you are losing your touch at this.

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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Ebola

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

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A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

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where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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