- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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