- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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