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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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