When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

What do you call a black man? Rob

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

Roses are red, yup.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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