- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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