HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

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whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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