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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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