- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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