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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

What moos like a cow? Another cow

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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