a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

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What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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