- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What do you call an blank test? an F

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