- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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