- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

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