I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Poop

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Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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