- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Robin, get in the car, please.

Barack Obama is a good president.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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