- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Sixty... eight

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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