- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

the NAACP

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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