How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Who is John Galt?

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

sucks Syntax...

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

every knight i see an owl at window

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