ur an fagit

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

what are you mike bibby?

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

whats long and black on a black guy slavery

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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