- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Women's rights.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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