- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

don't just stand there

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

I'd like to make a withdraw

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

How high is the sky? True or False

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

that wall over there ->

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

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