- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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