What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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