Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

5 Italian guys from Long Island

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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