What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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Women's Rights

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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