- Anti Joke

A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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