- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

whats gay and american? a gay american

Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

Women. One of the genders a human can be.

How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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