- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

you give like i give lomain

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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