- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

Women's rights.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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