- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

Vaginal secretions

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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