- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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