- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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