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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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