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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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