Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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Not even I believe you will ever know yourself that well ever Nero, you see what you created as a false illusion, as all of your, or rather our effort for nothing, as a pathetic attempt to create heaven on earth. In my eyes, you succeeded in doing so, and if it where for you, or more people such as yourself and I, it would have lasted, stop trying to give people what they do not deserve, and remember that making others happy will never cure the sadness and pain deep within you, only cover it. Stop fleeing from yourself, stay, get to know yourself.

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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womens rights.

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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