- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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