- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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