A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

wanna here a joke? you.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

This is sparta No this is patrick

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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