How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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