Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

Chicken

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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