- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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