What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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