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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

Please Rape William Wright

What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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