What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

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what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

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OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

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What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

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what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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