- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

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