a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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Your life

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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