Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What is white and long? A New York winter

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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