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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Christ is a conspiracy

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Christ is a conspiracy

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Christ is a conspiracy

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!