- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Robin get in the batmobile!

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

What did the scuba diver say to his partner when he got stuck in some seaweed. Something that sort of sounded like glug, or maybe blub, or some other sound you would hear trying to talk underwater.

Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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