A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

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Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

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how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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