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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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