Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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A sober Irish individual.

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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