- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

Fine, ladies first.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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