Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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The holocaust

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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