Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

White NBA players.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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